i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
Order of the Phoenix + blue
↳ Tobias reads the first draft of Christina’s book. It tells the story of all that happened. She includes a picture and a letter she found which Tris had in her possessions.
i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??
me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t
Have a biscuit, Potter.
rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013
Game of Thrones S03E08 - Second Sons
So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”
Make sure they remember you.